Mama Answers Your Questions: About Proposals And Pubes…

Mama Tits!
Photo: Ryan Georgi/PoseWith.Us

Yes, Mama Tits is BAAAAAAAAAAAACK with more advice…This week she covers the hot topics of marriage proposals, the care and maintenance of pubes and her love for The Eagles…

How long do I wait to ask my boyfriend to marry me? We have been living together for 6 months now and I don’t want him to say “NO”.

MAMA TITS: First let me congratulate you and the rest of our LGBTIQ community here in Washington State for winning Marriage Equality! I know it is very exciting thinking that here in Washington we now have the right to marry whoever we are in love with but this does not mean that marriage should be taken lightly. To be honest, there is no right time or wrong time to ask someone to marry you. The time is when you feel right in asking your partner to spend the rest of their life with you. Make sure that this person accepts you for you, in all your glory, your triumphs, your shortcomings and idiosyncrasies and you must accept them completely as well. You stated that you have been living together for 6 months now, so I assume things are going well. You also stated that you were afraid of being told “NO”. That is a very real thing but it is par for the course when asking for marriage. My mother always told me the worst someone can say is “NO” so why not ask. However, you must be fully prepared for whatever outcome may come your way. In a perfect world your partner would say “YES” immediately and you two would live happily ever after but as we know this is not a perfect world. Your partner could say “YES” but they could also say “NO” or “I Don’t Know” or “Not Now” and you have to accept whatever answer they give you. This is the time to be vulnerable, you are putting your feelings out there and hopefully your partner is happy to receive them, but just in case make sure you have your support team at the ready to celebrate or do damage control. Good luck in your decision.

Bush, Bald or Landing Strip?

MAMA TITS: I am one that tends to like things a bit on the natural side but still well kempt. I also am very keen on people knowing their bodies well enough to know what looks good on them. If your junk calls for a bush then by all means have bush but if it calls for a neat and tidy garden then trim that shit! Whatever you choose, make sure your garden is clean of dirt, debris and critters. Now when it comes to bald I am very much against it. Partners must HAVE long been through puberty and I want them to look like it! I don’t understand this obsession lately with the Brazilian clear cutting on men these days, the dick is meant to have a nice helping of pubic hair to nestle things into, without the hair it makes the your little friend look out of place and frankly quite chilly. Personally I don’t know what those Priests see in those hairless choir boys. I much prefer my men as men, with the right amount of hair for their body type, neatly trimmed and smelling right in all the right places! Now don’t get me wrong, I love the smell of a man after a good workout but there is a fine line between smelling like a man and rank! Make sure you know the difference.

What is it like living LIFE in the fast lane all the time?

MAMA TITS: Sorry…no time to answer this one. You understand, “Life in the fast lane!” (Insert music)

————————————————————————————————

Got a question or need some advice? Mama Tits is here to answer ALL your queries!

Drop her a line at: mamatitsonstage@gmail.com

And, please remember that Ms Tits is NOT a licensed therapist or doctor of any kind. She’s happy to offer her pearls of wisdom based on her many years of experience, but if you have serious issues that involve your physical or mental health, please consult a licensed medical or mental health professional.

Check out Mama Tits at her website, Pink is the New Everything.com or keep even more up to date with her Facebook page! And, don’t forget to check out her weekly drag brunch extravaganza at The Grill on Broadway, every Sunday from 1pm to 3pm, MIMOSAS WITH MAMA!