Hmmm….Planning your holidays for 2012? Maybe this handy map will help. It presents the average erect penis size for every European country…except poor old Latvia, Lithuania, Bosnia and Moldova, (are they hiding “Weapons of Mass Destruction”?)
Hungarian men are apparently well named…they lead with 16.51 CENTIMETERS. (Did ya get excited there for a minute and thought it was INCHES?) That works out to about 6 and a half inches. France does well too, which we find odd but the French do like to brag…
The font is so tiny on this map, we’re not really sure where this study comes from. We’re guessing it’s the Euro version of some website/social media thing. Maybe EuroGrindr?
Now, let’s gaze upon the hot daddy Hungarian hotness of Arpad Miklos!