It Wouldn’t Be Springtime Without Tulips, Daffodils, And…Dina Martina

Returning like those birds to that old crumbly mission in California, Seattle always welcomes the return of International Superstar DINA MARTINA back to the comfort of our Goretex clad bosoms. The Queen of Queer Indie “What The Fuck Was THAT All About?” Cabaret Theater, the Divine Miss M is returning to her beloved Re-Bar Place for a month’s worth of ALL-NEW comedy, running from April 5th to May 5th and featuring her also beloved but rather quiet “piano fondler” Chris Jeffries, and all new video clips!

From Dina’s luscious lips…or, rather, keyboard:

This Spring – like in Springs of yore – the snow will melt, the birds will chirp and Dina Martina will bloom with an all-new show, featuring expert piano fondler Chris Jeffries. Brimming with new songs, new stories, new costumes, new video and, as The Village Voice says, “comedy that’ll make you piss your pants”,  this new show will be opening at Seattle’s Re-bar, Friday, April 5th and running through Sunday, May 5th.  THERE WILL BE NO EXTENSION OF THIS SHOW.  Far and wide, peeps know that Dina Martina’s cup runneth empty with talent and grace, but it simultaneously gushes over with an indescribable blend of sweetness, hilarity and pathos – which is why her shows are consistently sold out. Get your tickets now and see why, over the years, Dina Martina has been the recipient of countless awards and suggestions!

ALL SUNDAY SHOWS ARE BLOODY MARY/MIMOSA MATINEES (Door opens at 1pm/Show starts at 2pm)

Tickets are $20 in advance at BrownPaper Tickets, or $25 at door (Re-bar is CASH only). All shows are 21+.