SQUEEEEEE! Nick Jonas And His Juicy Nipples Will Be Here In A Matter of HOURS!!!!!

Nick Jonas and his non-functioning tee tee spouts are appearing at The Showbox on Monday, Sept 22.

The youngest of the Disney manufactured Jonas Brother pop stars, NICK JONAS is comin’ to town this Monday, Sept 22 for a gig at the downtown Showbox. It’s a rather sudden, last minute kind of thing but the singer/actor has projects to plug so maybe that’s the reason.

Nick is the baby of the family. Kevin is the oldest who has the beardy wife and the short lived reality show that featured their uncomfortable, zero chemistry relationship. Middle stud Joe is arguably the biggest star of the three; he is also the one who is most whispered about largely due to the fact he looks like a gay porn star and dated the entertainment industry’s go to professional beard, Taylor Swift, for about half a minute a couple years ago.

Little Nicky is trying to gain some traction by running around gay clubs in NYC showing off his abs and juicy nipples, or tweeting ab/nipple baring photos on Twitter, or appearing in a new tv show as a gay character and coyly courting the gays by hinting he has several hot sex scenes in the show that display his abs and juicy nipples.

We’ll take the bait.

If you enjoy Disney pop and barely legal, maybe kind of closety and/or desperate to attract ANY kind of audience, even the homos, types of fluffy entertainment, then go check out little Nicky’s show and his juicy nipples.

Maybe he’ll take off his shirt….or, pants. Something.