Finally! Someone (Neighbours) Gave Those Witchy Markos Sisters A REAL Job!!

These mean cows can afford a billboard but can’t buy an ad? Screw them!!!

We are beside ourselves that someone legit finally gave Seattle’s coven of cun…er, witchy drag queens their own weekly headlining show! Yes, Neighbours (sorta legit in a Canadian sort of way) has graciously/foolishly (you pick!) given The Markos Sisters their own weekly show, Friday nights at 8:30 pm!

It’s called BITCH KRAFT and stars all four of the witchy wannabes: Cherry, Minerva, Kaleena, and Klaudya plus fabulous guest stars like their first one for tonight, Friday, July 10th, the incandescent JAMES MAJESTY!

It’s only $8 and you can check out this show then stay to dance the night away with DJs Trent Von and Richard J. Dalton.

It behooves you to go since if you DON’T these horrid hags will curse you with impotence, flatulence and any other “ence” they can think of…

Also: we desperately needed a new party. Most of the old ones are kinda done….so, you need to go support this mess. If you don’t, you can only blame yourself for not having fun things to do.