IN MEMORIAM: A Moving Tribute To Our Fallen Warriors…Failed 2016 Candidates

February 11, 2016• byMichael Strangeways

Farewell, O’ Brave Candidate/Warrior/Frothy Fecal Mixture

Cafe.com whipped up this preciously sad and moving tribute to those brave souls we’ve lost in recent weeks…the 2016 presidential candidates who’ve dropped out of the race after noble and brave attempts to lead their people…especially, those poor fetuses with their…hearts…beating…their legs…kicking…their delicious newly harvested brains ripe for the plucking.

Bless you, Carly.

And….

Rand: You DO need people with tattoos and ear rings….and those without.

Rick Frothy Fecal Mixture: You DO need to work on those white men with guns. Work’em HARD! Make’m SQUEAL!

Let’s make a toast to:

Scott and Carly and Chris and Mike and Bobby and Lindsey and Rand and Rick and George and Rick “Frothy Fecal Mixture” and Jim and Lincoln and especially you, Martin…we’re gonna miss you most of all.

Sniff.

About the Author: Michael Strangeways

As the Editorial Director/Co-Owner, Michael Strangeways writes, edits and does about a million other jobs for Seattle Gay Scene, Puget Sound's most visited LGBTQ news, arts and entertainment website now celebrating its 14th year as a media outlet. A semi-proud Midwesterner by birth, he's lived in Seattle since 2000. He's also a film producer who would like you to check out the Jinkx Monsoon documentary, "Drag Becomes Him" now available on Amazon.com. In his spare time, he gets slightly obsessive about his love for old movies, challenging theater, "otters", vodka, chocolate, "I,Claudius", Lizzie Borden, real books made out of paper, disaster films, show tunes, Weimar era Germany, flea markets, pop surrealistic art, the sex lives of Hollywood actors both living and dead, kitties, chicken fried steak, haute couture and David Bowie. But, not necessarily in that order.