Juicy Rumor: Is Jake Shears Coming To “Trouble” At Q?

The next poster for “Trouble” at Q, happening March 30, 2013. Is it Jake Shears? Image Credit: Trouble/Photo Credit: Ram Shergill?

WE LOVE A TEASER!

(not a cock teaser, though…)

Though, in a way, this is cock teaser-y. Terry “Hecker”, aka DJ Trouble, aka Mr. Savage’s prettier half, and Q, the Capitol Hill night club, have been teasing, hinting and spoilering all morning that a VERY special guest is coming to the next installment of “Trouble” the monthly dance party started by Mr. Hecker and currently ensconced at Q. They’re posting teaser shots of the upcoming poster for Trouble featuring their next headliner. The event is scheduled for March 30th.

Those shots look suspiciously like Scissor Sisters’ front man, Jake Shears. For those of you unaware, Mr. Shears has Seattle roots…he spent his high school/post high school years in Seattle and largely on Capitol Hill.

What do you think? Is Jakey Poo really coming to Trouble? Or, is it another hottie patottie…maybe a long lost Franco Brother we were unaware of? And, we have to say, that those pubes are IMMACULATELY ‘scaped!

A little digging in Google Image reveals this photo:

Jake Shears of Scissor Sisters. Photo Credit: Ram Shergill for Têtu Magazine | June 2010

I think we have a match…

But, what will Jakey Poo be doing at Q? DJing? (Yawn) or live performing? (Yay!)

We hope he wasn’t hired to serve Jell-O shots….Tacky and demeaning.

And, won’t the presence of a queer icon scare away the increasing number of straight, Eastsiders that now seem to be the majority of folks who go to Q? Is this an effort to lure the gays back?

It’s a step in the right direction.