Seattle Quake is looking for a few good men to shake their world.

Photo: Jim Wilkinson/Seattle Quake Rugby Calendar 2004

Aren’t we all? And, usually they’re built like a Rugby player…

Did you drunkenly make a New Year’s Resolution last night/this morning/ten minutes ago as you blearily stared into your shaving creme spackled mirror to “get in shape”? Well, Mary, here’s your chance… Seattle Quake Rugby is looking for new talent and they’re hosting a New Player Orientation in TWO weeks, Saturday, January 15 at 2pm at Warren G. Magnuson Park, 7400 Sand Point Way NE. And, they’re looking for all skill levels, from very experienced to as virginal as a Palin daughter’s hymen.

Looking for something new in the New Year? Come check out Seattle Quake Rugby! Whether your resolution is to get fit, get more involved in the community, be more social or drink more beer, we have you covered. We accept all levels of skill from never set foot on grass (weird) to born with a rugby ball in your hands (really weird).

Seattle Quake is a competitive Mens Divsion 3 rugby club with a developmental side and a competitive side, so we have a place for you.

The NPO is Saturday, January 15th 2011 at 2:00pm at the Warren G, Magnuson Park
Carpool will leave Starbucks on Olive and Summit at 1:15p.

Well, what are you waiting for? How else are you going to meet your next, future, ex-husband and/or get back into shape? Get off that lard ass and check it out, nancy boy!