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Late Night Nooner: WTF is Glee’s Darren Criss doing in this obviously Photoshopped photo?

Not really Darren Criss but a life-like stimulation, er, simulation.

It’s turning up all over the seamier sides of the Intertubes…Glee’s wholesome gay boy next door and Kurt Hummel love object, Blaine, aka actor Darren Criss is apparently nude or nude-ish and maybe doing unspeakable things involving his hand, his genitals and a tub of lube. Is this an outtake from a leaked private sex tape? Or, did he leak it himself for the publicity in an effort to funk up his pretty choir boy image? Whatever it is, it sure is makin’ him sweaty…maybe he’s barbecuing some wieners on the grill late at night after a long day of shooting?

We don’t care…it’s better than seeing him on another damned Red Carpet wearing his customary bow tie and shitty, scruffed up shoes…this boy will go to the opening of an envelope.

Update: Yes, this is NOT a real photo of Mr. Criss. He is NEVER nude and has no sexual impulses except to dream of:

1)Making sweet, sweet love with Kurt Hummel


2)Making sweet, sweet love with one of his many fans.

Also for your perusal courtesy of Wikipedia:

Tongue-in-cheek is a phrase used as a figure of speech to imply that a statement or other production is ironically intended and it should not be taken at face value. The facial expression typically indicates that one is joking or making a mental effort.[1] In the past, it may also have indicated contempt but that is no longer common.[2] By 1842 the phrase had acquired its contemporary meaning similar to “take what I am saying with a grain of salt“, indicating that a statement was not meant to be taken seriously.

Moving on…

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54 Responses to Late Night Nooner: WTF is Glee’s Darren Criss doing in this obviously Photoshopped photo?

  1. Laura says:

    Someone photoshopped this, it isn’t real.

  2. Raya says:

    This photo is a manipulation.

  3. Sarah says:

    It’s not a real picture, someone made this.

  4. asgkljknjl says:

    This is a manip, you idiots, it’s not a real picture

  5. Jamie says:

    WOW. This is what they call journalism? THIS HAS BEEN PHOTOSHOPPED. Way to be an asshole.

  6. anon says:

    You’re the worst type of human, I hope you know that.

  7. London says:

    Um, actually that is a FAKE picture that a fan photoshopped.
    Also, F*CK YOU. Darren is an amazing, talented, intelligent man and you obviously have no fucking clue how to recognize decent human beings, probably because you’re about as far from being one as possible.
    Take a hike, and GTFO the internet.

  8. Pam says:

    Okay, Seriously??? Why would you ever post this? That isn’t even a real picture. It’s a manip. This is the real picture:

    Even if it was real, why on Earth would you post it anyway? I am completely furious that you would post a fake picture of such a down to earth guy. He does not deserve this what so ever. Do you realize what this could do to him if he or a bigger gossip website finds it? It’s utterly inappropriate. You are disgusting.

    Take it down, NOW!

  9. Jesus says:

    This is a manip. You are stupid.

  10. Kristen says:

    Umm, hey this picture is a manip. IT’S NOT REAL PEOPLE.

  11. Raya says:


    That’s a link to the original.

    It’d be great if this article could be taken down for being false. Thanks! 🙂

  12. a NORMAL fan says:

    WTF this is fake…This is a manip, you guys really can’t go spreading shit like this.

  13. chayya says:

    hey, so, just FYI that is a ‘shopped picture. the real one looks like this:
    so, you know, it’d be much appreciated if this were retracted so all the falsities could NOT be spread further, and so that all the people who were misled by this could be set straight. We fans of Darren are just really proud of him and it’s pretty unfair to have fake photos and stuff like this strewn across the internet, giving him a bad reputation.

  14. Macki says:

    Hi! Just letting you know, that photo happens to be a fake. It’s a manipulated picture.
    This is the original:
    It’d be rather nice you could fix your information (namely in taking down this article, because it’s false…).

    I quite like Darren’s customary bow tie and “shitty, scruffed up” shoes, by the way. No need to bang on his personal style, guys. It’s just rude, you know?

  15. Claire says:

    That is not a real picture, it is a manipulated one that someone made.

    Even if it was, it’s none of your goddamn business. Darren is nothing but sincere and courteous in interviews and to fans, and here you are, trying to degrade him with a fake picture, insulting him, and basically showing us that you hate him for some reason unbeknown to us.

    Fuck you.

  16. Julia says:

    To the “journalist” who wrote this article.

    That is a manipulated picture some fans thought would be funny to edit. If you did just a little bit of research instead of trying to bash and ambush people who, unlike yourself, are talented you’d know that. Please take this article down and issue an apology as this may be harmful to his career.

    Thank you

  17. Jenna says:

    that is a manip. the real picture is this

    and even if it was a real picture, you have no right to say those nasty things about darren. f*ck off.

  18. J says:

    Are you just stupid or what is wrong with you?

    That picture is photoshopped – anyone can see that!
    Have RESPECT and don’t publish such stupid shit.

  19. Beci Piggott says:

    that is a ‘shopped picture. – that is the original

    so please remove this article before it spreads further and causes any more damage.

  20. Ella says:

    This photo is FAKE and it is disgusting that someone would try and harm Darren’s career by manipulating a harmless picture of him and fabricating a crude article about him that is entirely false. This should be taken down. I’m losing my faith in media, and the fact that someone would actually post something like this just to attract attention.

  21. Alice. says:

    Except this picture of Darren is photoshopped and maybe next time you should do some accurate research before jumping to conclusions and writing shit about someone. Just saying.

  22. Lea Salinger says:

    hello there, just FYI that is a shopped picture. here is the real one – kindly take down this false article

  23. Katie says:

    This is not a real photo, it is a manipulation of this photo: Please retract this article and remove this false image from your website. Thank you.

  24. Shan says:

    You may want to get your facts straight before you post things like this.
    The picture above is a SHOPPED version of this : so please don’t go spreading falsities.

  25. Katie says:

    hey, so, just FYI that is a ‘shopped picture. the real one looks like this:

  26. Ines says:

    hello there, just FYI that is a shopped picture. here is the real one – kindly take down this false article

  27. Legleek says:

    Errm hey…
    just for your information, that is a photoshopped picture. here is the real one – kindly take down this false article 🙂
    Thank you

  28. How about we title this, WTF Are you doing with a manipulated photo of Darren Criss trying to pass it off as him?
    Did you even look for a source? Apparently not because if you had you would have seen that this is actually two VERY DIFFERENT PICTURES ARTFULLY CRAFTED INTO ONE
    Secondly, even if this was real and was leaked on the internet, as much as we all would want to see it, who cares what Darren does in his free time.
    Respect the guy, I may be ‘just another crazy fangirl’ but this is a little to crazy for anyone.
    I have no respect for you at all.

  29. xoxo says:

    Are you just stupid or what is wrong with you?

    That picture is photoshopped – anyone can see that!
    Have RESPECT and don’t publish such stupid sh*t.

  30. Shoo says:

    This picture is FAKE. Someone edited Darren into this pic:

    So please, take down the article. It’s false.

  31. Isabel says:

    Guys, c’mon. This photo is not real. It’s Photoshopped. I can say that because I’m a total fan of his for a long time already. And please, don’t do stuff like this. You’re ruining Darren’s career. He worked hard for everything he has achieved so far, this will just make things worse for him. Haven’t you guys thought of that? I hope this doesn’t spread to those bigger-named sites coz this will totally affect the trajectory of Darren’s career.

  32. Sarah says:

    Way to do your research. That photo’s photoshopped, and the original can be found here: People with far too much time on their hands took out his pants and added a different face. You should really take this down before you get your asses sued, because this article is false and could do lots of damage to Darren’s image. Thanks.

  33. Laura says:

    Oh please this is a manip!!!!
    The true fans know the original pic and it has nothing sexual so please stop saying this is from a sex tape or for publicity!!!

    and bow ties and scruffed up shoes are cool so GFY!!

    It is NOT REAL
    The original photo was taken a lot time ago.
    Please, for the sake of everyone, take it down.

  35. hello there, just FYI that is a shopped picture. here is the real one – kindly take down this false article’

  36. This picture is photoshopped

    As an admin of the Darren Criss Street Team and on behalf of all of Darren’s fan please take this article down

    It’s not a real picture, and it’s disrespectful

    Thank you

  37. Tumblr. says:

    Fuck you. that’s a photo shopped picture. Please remove your false article and find something better to do with your time. That man is famous. He is on Albums. He’s on a TV show. You are some idiot creating posts for a website. Now take a step back and see who really has the better career.

  38. cbear says:

    are you serious right now. people really do need respect, this is absolutely disgusting. darren criss does nothing to anyone, he’s just a dorky sweetheart. i don’t understand why people would be so pathetic and do this to someone who has done absolutely NOTHING to anyone else. are you really that pathetic that you need to do this to someone as genuinely kindhearted as darren? come on now. grow up. that picture up there needs to get taken the hell down because really, does no one know how to look for a goddamn source? that picture is a manipulated from two different pictures. people like this need to get seriously injured. leave darren alone.

  39. No, what are you doing.
    WTF are you doing. This picture is a manipulation of another of Darren. This is not real, this is photoshopped.
    Get ready for lots of defensive Darren fans because this, this right here, is invasive and wrong.

  40. hello there, just FYI that is a shopped picture. here is the real one – kindly take down this false article’ i freakin hate this article, how the hell can you put a fake article up??

  41. AlexIMB says:

    Don’t you have to check your sources or something like that?

    Because everyone knows that that’s a photoshoped photo. Just saying.

    Do your work.

  42. Tasha Jina says:

    Hey can you please take this down? It’s all a big mistake; the original photo is here:
    and someone manipulated it with photoshop. Thanks!

  43. Allie says:

    This is fake! Darren doesn’t deserve this.

  44. Jenny says:

    This is a photoshopped picture made by a fan. This is NOT a real picture, and frankly, the commentary on it is really rude. Let the boy wear what he wants, where he wants. Is it really necessary to judge him on his choice of shoes???

  45. Nicole says:

    You know this is fake right??

    Get your facts straight before posting articles.


  47. accioleafeon says:

    This should not even be here. That picture is photoshopped, and if you had taken any amount of time to check the source instead of posting it and making an article about to start some bullshit gossip, you would know this. So, please, for the sake of Darren and his fans, take this down.

  48. Ellen says:

    This is a surprisingly BAD photoshopping from this photo of Darren back when he was in college.
    Using photoshop is a great tool in the modern world, I understand that, but using it to degrade a man who is doing wonderful things for the LGBT community just because you dislike how he stands out is disgusting.
    Please take down this article. Next time you want to have a go at someone, at least use actual facts!
    Thank you.

  49. THIS. IS. FAKE. Take it down right now, please. You have no right to do this and you are absolutely sick. Kindly grow up and realize the difference between reality and a MANIP

  50. […] night, while cruising the Intertubes, I came across a sexy photo of Glee actor, Darren Criss. It was a funny, slightly raunchy, and quite obviously a Photoshopped photo […]

  51. Shawn says:

    Really people. As if you have nothing better to do with your time than to comment on a bad article. Yes, the article said some things that were a bit rude, particularly about his bow-tie and shoes (as a gay man, I hate it when somebody says something about my particularly-bad-for-a-gay-man fashion sense), but the picture is really not a big deal.

    Fakes are made of all celebrities. People find it exciting to fantasize about those who are unattainable. There’s now harm in it, and at most it actually helps improve his career.

    Let’s consider the nude fake of Daniel Radcliffe. Daniel is branded with the image of Harry Potter. Daniel intentionally starred in a broadway production of Equus, effectively reassigning his image to that of somebody with balls. Radcliffe eventually received a Drama Desk Award for Outstanding Actor in a Play.

    If anything, Daniel was flattered. He is a strong supporter and advocate of the LGBT community.

    So, Darren should be thankful for the “artist” with mad skills whom created this photo.

    The end.

  52. starkeee says:

    At least he didn’t malign the good name of Justin Bieber, or the web traffic would have taken down Seattle Gay Scene for good.

  53. Michael Strangeways says:


    We’re doing a big expose on Bieber next week…We find out he’s really the love child of Hilary Swank…

  54. starkeee says:

    If only for the haircut!

    I have to say, I do respect people for having their gay icons, even if they’re not mine, and defending them so vehemently in the face of such evil obstacles as a local gay blog.

    Seriously, when I was in college, if you said a bad word about Tori Amos, you were going down, so I do actually cut them a little slack. 😀 (Assuming their defenders are high school/college age, which could be wrong)