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May 21, 2011 Comments Off on Stuff To Do: Saturday, 5/21/11: Make tired “Rapture” jokes or go to tons of events? Views: 1282 Stuff to Do

Stuff To Do: Saturday, 5/21/11: Make tired “Rapture” jokes or go to tons of events?

We’re over the “Rapture”…but we’re pretty sure the jokes about it will continue for at least another 72 hours. How tired.

Not a joke, but probably pretty damn funny, Collide-O-Scope’s Saturday night screening they’re calling “Judgement Day” at Central Cinema. Video/Film junkies Shane & Michael have a great line-up for their first Saturday night gig including some classic Bloopers and found footage oddities. You’ve seen their work at Dina Martina shows; check out the Video Hijinks starting at 7pm and doors open at 6pm…remember you can drink and eat at Central Cinema. Tickets at the website.

For fans of “Jocks in Frocks” check out the Emerald City Softball Association’s “Miss ECSA 2011 Pageant” at R Place starting at 6:30pm. I’m really not sure what it’s all about, but we’re guessing it’s to raise funds for ECSA and to have a good time watching amateur drag. Here’s what the invite says:

It’s time to see some of the purdiest gurls and the hottest jocks from the ECSA!

Come see these “ladies” compete in Hostess Game, Talent, Question and Answer and Personal Style. (Sorry bitches, the swimsuit portion has been cancelled cuz the only 2 piece these ho’s know about is the one from the KFC!)

The judges will be drunk and ready to watch the tragedy unfold.
Welcome back Judge Jim Loder! (Who once again has misunderstood his assignement as “Head Judge”)

Come see (too much) of your hostess Miss Selma Sue Sweet Sarsparilla Sunshine Pernstiener of the Wisconsin Pernstieners, Charmed I’m Sure.

Also special performance by Gina Tonic and Kay Cent Sign Ha.

It sounds like a trainwreck, but a trainwreck that should be hella fun. Also, drunk jocks in dresses are always zexy!

Need more options for tonight and tomorrow? Check out the Weekend Calendar…unless the Rapture interferes with our weekend plans.

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