A Red Carpet full of Divas…NewNowNext Awards airs Monday

Our Satanic Queen!!!

They taped it last Thursday but no one REALLY cares who wins Logo’s “NewNowNext Awards”…it’s all about the fagtastic fun and glamour of the Red Carpet and perhaps the world’s silliest awards show with categories like “Best New Indulgence” and “Most Addictive Reality Star”. 

The show will air Monday, April 9, 2012 at 10pm after “RuPaul’s Drag Race” with hostess Kelly Osbourne and a buttload of Z-List Celebrities including most of this season’s cast of “Drag Race” performing various numbers in the show. It’s just like the Oscars, but at a budget that’s 15,000 times smaller! (And, NO Billy Crystal!!!! Win/Win!!!)

Here’s some lovely photos from the Red Carpet…We’ll start with the scariest one:

Eden Wood and Perez Hilton...there are so many things that are terrifying about this photo...so very many.

I guess it’s great that Perez Hilton lost a shit ton of weight, solely for the health benefits, but it’s always a bit terrifying when big folks with big heads lose lots of weight and get down into Manorexic territory. It’s like looking at one of those big head, papier mache guys who walk in parades but attached to a really hungry, low rent porn star who lives in City of Industry waiting for his “Big Break”. And, who knew that “International Male” was still in business?

Sharon Needles...we love her so GAWDAMNED MUCH!!!!!

We're guessing that Michelle Visage finally got to Chad Michael and he decided to "grunge" up his look and show the real "him". Frankly, we like the polished professional entertainer. Michelle really needs to shut the fuck up.

We still haven't recovered from Adam Lambert's visit to Seattle...it takes awhile for the penicillin to kick in. (KIDDING! We luv Adam!)

The Yin/Yang of the Red Carpet: Andrej Peijec and LaTrice Royale

Here’s a sneak peek: