Shit. There’s “Pride” branded functions happening in just a few hours…and, we are NOT ready!
LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!!!!!
1) Apparently our friends at The Unicorn/Narwhal are determined to “fag” things up a bit. Not only do they have Mama Tits and Her Merry Fairy Crew in there (almost) every damn Sunday for Mimosas with Mama, the uber popular drag brunch that features their brilliant “mini-musicals” (currently: “The Wicked Wiz(ard) of Oz”…soon: “Mama Mia”) PLUS the big Friday “T-Shack Pride Party” with Heklina and HER Troop of Trannyshack Gals up from San Francisco, they also have a “Glitters & Rainbows: Pride Pre-Func Party w/DJ Disco Vinnie” happening Wednesday, June 25 from 9pm to 1am. How odd that Vinnie used the title of his upcoming memoir for this show…
It’s PRIDE WEEK and I’d love for you all to join me for the first of many fantabulous events. I’ll be kicking off my week with a full blown Dance Party at the Unicorn/Narwahl.
They’ll have abundant drink specials from their proud sponsors Reyka Vodka and Angry Orchard, retro pinball and video games galore, not to mention an incredible light and dance show. I’ll be loading up the classic hits of Pride’s Past as well as current smashes sure to make new Pride memories.
Put on your Boogie Shoes and let’s do this thang!
OK! Better do what Vinnie says! He has POWERS….DISCO RAINBOW UNICORN POWERS!!!!! TOUCH HIS MAGIC HORN TO FIND OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2) The cute kidz over at PULSE, the 18 and over “Weekly Dance Revolution” (bloodless, we hope…) at Neighbours have some Very Special Guests for their Youth-centric ParTay and their PRIDE EDITION. Joining the Mother/Daughter Duo of Drew & Jessica Paradisco will be guests Isaac Scott and from some long ago season of RPDR I’m far too busy to look up, JESSICA WILD!!!
Oh. And some gay porn hottie named “Alex Vaara”.
More to know:
Under 21 – $10
Over 21 – $5
(with access to a 21+ Mezzanine Bar)
Performances start at 12!
Featuring beats by DJ Trent Von (Billboard DJ, C89.5 FM) & DJ Dirty Bit
3) Or, go see DEVO at The Neptune!
WHIP IT GOOD, SEATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!
oh…it appears to be sold out?
Or, go to Pony for BLOODLUST for some dark gothy dreaminesssssssssssssssss!!!!