Psssst….The Filthy Little Secret Is Out: “Area 2181” Is Landing At The Eagle

A NEW filthy party is coming to the Eagle on June 21: AREA 2181!!!

Yet another party is being plopped into the nest of The Eagle in Seattle, WA. We’ve gone full swing ahead with our DICKSLAPs and we’ve even been given disco fever at Lady Poison’s Beam Me Up. But now, the two parties have apparently scissored each other so hard that they’ve queefed out another night of fabulous faggotry. And this time, it’s TOP SECRET.

AREA 2181 is a new monthly party starting on June 21st at 9PM/21+. In fact, it’s being billed as a gay men’s dance party “where fags from the Puget Sound region break free from the shackles of their typical Saturday night routine and get uncensored.” They promise that no two parties will ever be the same.

As for their targeted gay men? All of ’em! (From 21 to 81…get it?) They want dude bro gays, they want limp wristed gays (good luck getting them away from R Place), hairy chested gays, leather gays…. ALL THE GAYS. Meanwhile, DJ Pavone and DJ Taffi Louis from Vancouver, BC will be fronting the DJ booth.

OMG!!!! The “other” F-Word!!!!
Offended!!!

Matt, Bolt, and Amp are your hosts. (They sound like Disney characters from an animated porn feature.) Interesting! All of the interstellar fun is brought to you by Lavender Underground, with partnerships from Steamworks Baths, Seattle Event Printing, and the best little queer blog this side of tough streets of Renton… Seattle Gay Scene.

The filthy fun starts in a couple weeks. You can enjoy non-censored “Triple Donged Alien” photos over at their Tumblr page.