Unicorns

If you still haven’t decided where to go for Pride this Friday, get your life together and buy tickets for “Gay as Fuck.” Hosted by the fabulous Mama Tits, the event will boast glitter, music, booze, drag queens, and entertainment from the porn industry’s finest.

You’re welcome.

Mama Tits

On the roster is twink sweetheart Jason Maddox. Look him up to find some NSFW hidden gems.

Jason Maddox

You may be familiar with the work of Trenton Ducati. If not, do yourself a favor and “research” some of his more notable performances. You won’t regret it.

Trenton Ducati

And of course, the delightful Sebastian Kross will grace the stage as well. Bring knee pads. You know, in case yours go weak and you stumblealilbit.

Sebastian Kross

But who’s the DJ, you ask? Why, none other than the porn matriarch herself, Miss Chi Chi La Rue!

Chi Chi La Rue

UPDATE: Sadly, Chi Chi LaRue isn’t able to appear this weekend due to illness. Her DJ duties will be assumed by DJs L.A. Kendall and General Meow who were already scheduled to perform.

AND, drag singing legend ETHEL MERMAN has been added to perform LIVE onstage! The darling of San Francisco, is a powerhouse belter known for her live renditions of classic rock songs by Journey and Nirvana but sung like Broadway legend the REAL Ethel Merman. If you haven’t had the Ethel Merman Experience, you’re in for a real treat!!

Ethel Merman will belt her way into your heart this Friday at The Unicorn for GAY AS FUCK!

Details:

At Unicorn/Narwhal

This Friday 6/26, doors open at 9pm

$10 admission (buy tickets here)

Adults only (duh) 21+ w/ID

The event is a fundraiser for the #KILLMETH Foundation. So get drunk and ogle Adonis dicks for a good cause, y’all!

Get in touch in the comments below, via social media, or email me at ryan@seattlegayscene.com.

Tags: bar, Dance, DJ L.A. Kendall, Ethel Merman, Gay as Fuck, Gay Porn, Mama Tits, Pride 2015, Seattle Pride 2015, Sebastian Kross, The Unicorn/Narwhal, Trenton Ducati