Ryan Crawford


Bio: Born and raised in the PNW, Ryan Crawford devotes more time to Twin Peaks than is considered healthy. He is a dating columnist, online content marketer, social media manager, and Pokémon master. He recycles all of the things. His published writing is available through,,, Remark, and Gay City Anthologies vols 3-5.

Author Posts:

The Best Queer Music of 2021

December 13, 2021 • Masks. Vaccines. Immigration policies. Police funding. Abortion rights. Questions like, “Why...

Ryan’s List: The Best Queer Music of 2020!

January 11, 2021 • Welp. 2020 was… …2020…was… … *sighs* *swigs whiskey* *crushes cigarette into the...

The Best Queer Music of 2019

December 31, 2019 • The year has come to a close. The decade is complete. Trump is officially (if in name only)...

A Sensible Theatre Company Talks “Rush the Runway 2.0” Where Fashion/Theater/Night Life All...

March 5, 2019 • In preparation for the 2nd annual “Rush the Runway” event, I had the pleasure of...

Like twins racing out of the womb, we have Drag Race’s first ever double crowning! Ryan and Tim reflect on All-Stars 4, the victories of two queens, and how Ru STILL has these girls jumping through hoops in these finales.

Claws are out (eye roll) as our kitties (groan) Tim and Ryan unpack the cattiness (sigh) from the last episode of Drag Race. It’s All-Stars 4, and we now have 4 all-stars! Who will take home the crown?

In the wake of a devastating episode of Drag Race, Tim and Ryan find solace in discussing Black History Month, Lucky Charms, and the shady storm cloud that eclipsed Manila Luzon’s shining star.


Tim is back with a vengeance. He and Ryan discuss tequila blackouts, Canadian booty pics, and Valentina’s dashed fantasies.


When Tim is away, the girls will play! Guest host Nick Bernard joins Ryan and the two chat about the most important things in life: Naomi’s back bend, Broad City, the danger of silicone injections, and Latrice’s triumphant return!


The “angels”  think they’re safe, but the “devils” are back for revenge. Tim and Ryan dish about a Latrice shaped hole in our hearts, the afterlife, and Manila going rogue.


In this episode, Ryan and Tim talk trans representation, Jersey courtroom antics, Brown Cow Stunning, and the international day of mourning for Our Lady the Most Beloved.

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She’s a coldhearted snake (Oh!) Look into her eyes. In this episode of The Tuck Tapes, Tim and Ryan unpack the audacity, backstabbery, and sabotagiousness of what may have been Drag Race’s most cringe-worthy Snatch Game yet.

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Farrah’s crying is out of fashion. Gia’s fangs are out and bared. And Tim and Ryan are out of patience with these forced conflicts. Tune in while they shine a light on all the unhealthy interactions (and amazing looks) of All Stars 4, Episode 2.

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The Best Queer Music of 2018

January 1, 2019 • On what feels like the Eve of Impeachment, 2018 has come to a close and Trump’s...

Fresh on the heels of the holiday episode flop, Drag Race is back with Season 4 of all stars. Tim and Ryan unpack the premier, including Trinity’s tuck-cess, Jasmine’s stage bomb, and how Gia is already out for blood.


Tim & Ryan Are Back To Talk About RuPaul’s Xmas iTunes Commercial…

December 14, 2018 • Tim and Ryan discuss what must have been a spoof of the actual...

TWIST Film Festival Highlights: 5 Must-See Screenings

October 16, 2018 •     Seattle’s annual queer film festival is back! TWIST is well underway, but...

Upcoming Black Pride “Return of The Wiz” Ball: Interview with Lestat Versace On...

August 15, 2018 • You’re invited to the ball! Pacific Northwest Black Pride is hosting a smorgasbord of...

Ball Culture Hitting Seattle with “Return of the Wiz” Black Pride Event

August 10, 2018 •   You love Paris is Burning. You’ve rewatched the vogue performances on Drag Race....

Tim and Ryan round the final lap on Drag Race Season 10 and kiki about comatose butterflies, their Pride ’18 stories, your reigning Drag Race queen, Miss Aquaria.


This week, Ryan and Tim discuss the Season 10 reunion and bicker about Yuhua’s corpse look, The Vixen’s infamous walk-off, and how everyone apparently hates Kameron?


This week, Tim and Ryan talk tight choreo, elephant noises, oral herpes, and a Top 4 that is trying REALLY hard to convince you they deserve it.


Interview: Big Dipper Comes to Party At Cuff Pride This Weekend

June 18, 2018 • He’s big. He’s hairy. He’s raunchy. He’s a delightful mix of masc and...

This week, Tim and Ryan discuss mental health, big ol’ bones, and Kameron as this season’s Lip Sync Slayer.


SIFF Spotlight “A Moment in the Reeds”: An Interview with Filmmaker Mikko Makela

June 8, 2018 •   In the midst of jetsetting through the international film...

Tune in this week as Tim and Ryan discuss Pit Crew booty, Miz Cracker’s hostess performance, a pill-popping Kameron, and Angela Merkel’s BDSM fetish.


In this episode, Tim and Ryan unpack The Vixen’s vengeance, Miz Cracker’s childhood poverty, cultural appropriation, and Cher Mother of Dragons Breaker of Chains.

Tuck Tapes ep8

This week’s episode is an exploration of Monique’s economic duress, The Vixen’s fury toward Eureka, Ryan’s country roots, and Tim’s unapproachable scowl.

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This week, Tim and Ryan discuss bottomless mimosas, whitesplaining, and the most gorgeous goddamn dandelion you’ve ever seen.


Join Tim and Ryan as they discuss Miz Cracker’s rise to the top, diaper fetishes, and Robbie Turner’s “dead” Uber driver.