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Home *The Strangeways Report, 2016 Presidential Election, Community News, Fundraisers, News, Protests & Rallies, Satire-A-Go-Go, Seattle News, Washington State NewsHerr Trump besucht Seattle noch in diesem Monat

Herr Trump besucht Seattle noch in diesem Monat

August 5, 2016• byMichael Strangeways

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Der republikanische Kandidat für Führer der USA, erfolgreicher Geschäftsmann und Fernsehmoderator Herr Donald J. Trump wird Ende August Seattle Washington besuchen, Geld zu sammeln und eine politische Kundgebung Gastgeber seinen unvermeidlichen glorreichen Sieg über die Verräter Frau Hillary Clinton zu feiern.

Nach treuen lokalen Parteifunktionären , wird die Kundgebung am 30. August, zu einem späteren Zeitpunkt enthüllt werden an einem Ort gehalten werden. Alle treuen rechtlich bewiesen arischen Christian Bürger stark zu besuchen und spenden großzügig , alle Mittel zu unserer Zukunft glorreichen Führer und sein neues Reich gefördert.

Bitte beachten Sie: keine der folgenden sind zulässig, diese glorreiche Rallye teilnehmen, die beste Rallye aller Zeiten. Lautes Kleinkinder . Swarthy Menschen. Verfolger von Allah. Nichtarier Frauen, es sei denn sie kommen, wohin Melania kommt. Rosie O’Donnell. Martha Stewart. Behinderte Menschen. Vergewaltiger aus Süden der Wand von Herr Trump. Menschen ohne Scheck Bücher. Dieser verdammte Hogan und seine Helden trickst immer Colonel Klink !!! Und, Absolut keine dicke Frauen.

Denken Sie daran: Arbeit frei macht!

(Beachten Sie auch, dass dies eine Parodie ist. Wir hassen Herr Trump. Er ist ein Scheiß Kopf. Leute, die Herr Trump unterstützen, sind auch Scheiße Köpfe. Beachten Sie auch, dass die deutsche eine feine Sprache. Wir sind stolz auf deutscher Abstammung zu sein. Keine Respektlosigkeit ist mit dieser Parodie auf deutschsprachige Menschen gemeint. Wir entschuldigen uns auch für eventuelle Fehler in der Erstellung dieses Berichts. Wir haben Google Übersetzen unsere Englischen ins Deutsche zu übersetzen. Trotz der edlen Sprache Deutschland studiert seit 4 Jahren, während in der Schule, unser Deutsch ist nicht gut. Apologies in alle deutschen Lautsprecher … und meine Deutschlehrerin Fräulein Wanda.)

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A translation for decadent Americans too lazy to learn the Mother Tongue…

The Republican candidate for US leader, successful businessman and television presenter Mr. Donald J. Trump will visit in late August Seattle Washington to raise money and a political rally hosted to celebrate his inevitable glorious victory over the traitors wife Hillary Clinton.

After loyal local party officials, the rally on August 30, will be revealed at a later date to be kept in one place. All faithful legally proven Aryan Christian citizens strongly to visit and donate generously sponsored all the means to our future glorious leader and his new kingdom.

Please note: none of the following may be allowed this glorious rally participate, the best rally of all time. Noisy toddlers. Swarthy people. Followers of Allah. Non-Aryan women, unless they come from, where Melania comes. Rosie O’Donnell. Martha Stewart. Disabled people. Rapists from south of the wall of Mr. Trump. People without checkbooks.  That damn Hogan and his Heroes always tricking Colonel Klink!!! And, absolutely no fat women.

Remember: Work makes you free!

(Also note that this is a parody. We hate Mr. Trump. He is a shit head. People that support Mr. Trump, Note also shit heads. Also, that the German fine language. We are proud to be on German descent. No disrespect is meant by this parody of German-speaking people. We apologize for any errors in the preparation of this report. We have Google Translate our English be translated into German. Despite the noble language Germany studied for 4 years while at school, our German is not good. Apologies to all German speakers … and my German teacher Miss Wanda.)

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About the Author: Michael Strangeways

As the Editorial Director/Co-Owner, Michael Strangeways writes, edits and does about a million other jobs for Seattle Gay Scene, Puget Sound's most visited LGBTQ news, arts and entertainment website now celebrating its 14th year as a media outlet. A semi-proud Midwesterner by birth, he's lived in Seattle since 2000. He's also a film producer who would like you to check out the Jinkx Monsoon documentary, "Drag Becomes Him" now available on Amazon.com. In his spare time, he gets slightly obsessive about his love for old movies, challenging theater, "otters", vodka, chocolate, "I,Claudius", Lizzie Borden, real books made out of paper, disaster films, show tunes, Weimar era Germany, flea markets, pop surrealistic art, the sex lives of Hollywood actors both living and dead, kitties, chicken fried steak, haute couture and David Bowie. But, not necessarily in that order.

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