Forget “Cats”…Let’s Watch The Trailer for “Hustlers” With J.Lo, Cardi B. and Lizzo!

July 19, 2019• byMichael Strangeways

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, the trailer for the new film of the musical CATS was released yesterday and it’s horribleness left such a bad taste in mouth, I had to go find another trailer to wash it out so let’s go with this fun one for HUSTLERS, the movie coming out September 13th. It’s about ” a crew of savvy former strip club employees who band together to turn the tables on their Wall Street clients” and stars a bevy of talented ladies including Constance Wu, Jennifer Lopez, Julia Stiles, Keke Palmer, Lili Reinhart, with Mercedes Ruehl, and Cardi B. and in a cameo, LIZZO!

Even if the movie bombs, you know the soundtrack will kick some ass.

AND, it HAS to be better than that shit known as CATS…what the hell is WRONG with that movie?!?!? It’s like some nastyass, cat cosplay kinky caca…famous actors faces badly CGI’d onto weird, fetishy, catborg bodies with pendulous phallic tails lashing about…

SHUDDDDDDDDDDERS.

HUSTLERS

In theaters September 13, 2019

Cast: Constance Wu, Jennifer Lopez, Julia Stiles, Keke Palmer, Lili Reinhart, with Mercedes Ruehl, and Cardi B

Written and Directed by: Lorene Scafaria (Seeking a Friend for the End of the World, Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist)

Produced by: Elaine Goldsmith Thomas, Jessica Elbaum, Jennifer Lopez, Benny Medina, Will Ferrell, Adam McKay

Synopsis: Hustlers follows a crew of savvy former strip club employees who band together to turn the tables on their Wall Street clients. The film was inspired by the article published by New York Magazine entitled “The Hustlers at Scores” written by Jessica Pressler.

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Hustlers opens September 13, 2019

About the Author: Michael Strangeways

As the Editorial Director/Co-Owner, Michael Strangeways writes, edits and does about a million other jobs for Seattle Gay Scene, Puget Sound's most visited LGBTQ news, arts and entertainment website now celebrating its 14th year as a media outlet. A semi-proud Midwesterner by birth, he's lived in Seattle since 2000. He's also a film producer who would like you to check out the Jinkx Monsoon documentary, "Drag Becomes Him" now available on Amazon.com. In his spare time, he gets slightly obsessive about his love for old movies, challenging theater, "otters", vodka, chocolate, "I,Claudius", Lizzie Borden, real books made out of paper, disaster films, show tunes, Weimar era Germany, flea markets, pop surrealistic art, the sex lives of Hollywood actors both living and dead, kitties, chicken fried steak, haute couture and David Bowie. But, not necessarily in that order.