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December 18, 2014 Comments Off on Gift Ideas! The Deliciously Twisted Work Of John Criscitello Views: 3824 Uncategorized

Gift Ideas! The Deliciously Twisted Work Of John Criscitello

The Artist Known As John Criscitello. Photo: Rachel Robinson/Nark Magazine

The Artist Known As John Criscitello.
Photo: Rachel Robinson/Nark Magazine

Our beloved friend, artist/tattoo artiste to the stars, MR. JOHN CRISCITELLO, has become Capitol Hill world famous lately and largely due to his wicked commentary on the changing face of our beloved homohood due to the blanding influences of gentrification and the invasion of obnoxious Woo Girls and ‘Bros on Friday and Saturday nights. John has created a line of naughty and sharp penned merchandise that pokes not so gentle fun at the onslaught of $1900 a month studio apartment rents and the drunken braying millennial oafs who pay those rents and puke their way across Pike & Pine every weekend.

You can still grab some of John’s smartly sardonic merch over at his store at Redbubble.com. There’s a lively variety of t-shirts and bags available all featuring his favor subjects: Woo Girls, Bros and Hot Homoerotic images featuring muscle-y sailors and “legendary” male genitalia.

Grab some TODAY!

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