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Home *Beefcake Babylon, Media, News, Pornolicious, Queer Media, Queer NewsTitan Men To Aaron Schock: “We’ll Give You A Million To Do Gay Porn”

Titan Men To Aaron Schock: “We’ll Give You A Million To Do Gay Porn”

January 31, 2016• byMichael Strangeways
Former U.S. Congressman Aaron Schock (R-IL) has a tempting job offer from Titan Men.

Former U.S. Congressman Aaron Schock (R-IL) has a tempting job offer from Titan Men.

Naughty, naughty, (and very clever).

Those bad boys over at Titan Men, the zexy San Francisco based gay porn studio have come up with  very clever publicity ploy to promote their upcoming political gay porn parody film, Cauke For President which debuts in February. The film has already generated some press interest because its faux presidential candidate website for “Mike Cauke” has apparently fooled a few people into believing that “Cauke” is real. The timely parody features porn newcomer Matthew Bosch as Mike Cauke, a rather thinly disguised version of former U.S. Congressman Aaron Schock, the hunky but rather dimwitted thirtysomething politician who resigned from the House after numerous allegations surfaced that he had misappropriated campaign and government money…including spending quite a few tax dollars on redecorating his House offices to resemble the sets from British soap opera, “Downton Abbey”.

Schock has also been dogged by rumors of his closeted sexuality.

He also faces huge attorney bills as he deals with the charges of fiscal misconduct so Titan Men has graciously offered to help him pay those bills…if Mr. Schock makes some gay porn films for the company.

From the press release:

(SAN FRANCISCO, CA, January 30th 2016) – Gay Porn Powerhouse TitanMen.com(NSFW) has announced it will pay off the outstanding legal debt, up to $1,000,000.00, for former U.S. Congressman Aaron Schock if the rock-hard bodied Republican will agree to an exclusive contract to star in a series of hardcore TitanMen gay porn films.

According to recent Politico reporting, Schock – dubbed the “Downton Abbey Congressman” for his choice of congressional office décor – has come under government investigation for shelling out hundreds of thousands of dollars, for allegedly misappropriating both campaign and government money.

The boyishly handsome and muscular 34-year-old Republican became a media sensation thanks to his Instagram account, which features homoerotic images of Schock on expensive and exotic vacations, his chiseled physique on display in extreme sports, and for his dapper sense of fashion.

Aaron Schock stands 5’8″ tall and weighs in at 165 pounds of lean muscle. His impressive six-pack abs earned him a cover and in-depth interview in Men’s Health magazine, where he revealed the secret to his impressive physique: a grueling daily workout routine that includes 60-75 minutes of strength training followed by a five-mile run at 6:30 am.

“TitanMen has a history of signing iconically handsome men with both brains and brawn, and Aaron Schock fits that profile to a ‘T’,” said TitanMen Vice-President and managing partner Keith Webb. “Despite Schock’s scandal over allegedly misappropriating campaign funds, he has so much more to offer our fans. What we’re offering is a win-win situation, giving him the opportunity to break free and come out in a whole new world!”

If Schock agrees to join the TitanMen family, he will be in good company. In 2015 the newly reenergized brand signed several outstanding exclusive performers including Matthew Bosch, Dallas Steele, David Benjamin, and Eddy CeeTee, who joined Jesse Jackman, Hunter Marx, Nick Prescott, Eric Nero, and more in the ranks of iconic TitanMen. The Internet will surely be delighted with sexy new photos and video for Schock’s Instagram account.

So very gracious of Titan. We hope Mr. Schock takes them up on this generous offer!

Meanwhile, we’re counting the hours until we can check out the “Cauke”.

Titan Men's new star, Matthew Bosch.

Titan Men’s new star, Matthew Bosch.

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About the Author: Michael Strangeways

As the Editorial Director/Co-Owner, Michael Strangeways writes, edits and does about a million other jobs for Seattle Gay Scene, Puget Sound's most visited LGBTQ news, arts and entertainment website now celebrating its 14th year as a media outlet. A semi-proud Midwesterner by birth, he's lived in Seattle since 2000. He's also a film producer who would like you to check out the Jinkx Monsoon documentary, "Drag Becomes Him" now available on Amazon.com. In his spare time, he gets slightly obsessive about his love for old movies, challenging theater, "otters", vodka, chocolate, "I,Claudius", Lizzie Borden, real books made out of paper, disaster films, show tunes, Weimar era Germany, flea markets, pop surrealistic art, the sex lives of Hollywood actors both living and dead, kitties, chicken fried steak, haute couture and David Bowie. But, not necessarily in that order.

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