or text KATHY to 345345

And, we know SEATTLE is one of those three cities because Seattle Theatre Group already released a Facebook invite for the June 16th show at the Moore Theatre…and, tickets officially go on sale Friday, March 10th at 10 am but are already onsale now if you have a password.

This mother WILL sell out quickly because while the red states might not throw out the welcome mat for the naughty Ms Griffin, we know liberal Seattle still loves her.

IT WAS A JOKE PEOPLE!!!!

Also, maybe CNN will come to their senses and hire Kathy back to do their annual New Year’s Eve show. ‘Cause this last one without Kathy and starring her former pal Anderson Cooper with HIS dimwitted slimeball pal Andy Cohen was a mothereffin’ embarrassing homo-not-so-special TRAINWRECK!!!

Two giggling middleaged drunk little queens are not fun to hang with in person on NYE and just as much not fun to WATCH on the teevee on NYE…dump those vapid little mother fuggers.

BRING BACK KATHY!!!

ADDED: More info

Tickets are on sale now for my new US/Canada shows! I’ve pasted links below!! Carnegie Hall goes on sale at some point this week (click the sign up button on my Facebook page if you want first access to show tickets).

San Francisco (June 14, 2018): http://bit.ly/KGSanFrancisco

Seattle (June 16, 2018): http://bit.ly/KGSeattle