This is correct. You have exactly TWO (Dos…Deux…Zwei…2!!!!) options for Night Life Fun of the Homosexual Persuasion in the Emerald City for Friday, April 25, 2014.
(Everything else is NOT important!)
Option 1: MISCHIEF, the new raunchy monthly party from Sinifinite Productions kicks off its 2nd month down at Re-bar, 1114 Howell. Mischief is the new party “Where the boys come to play!” and it’s designed to be…NAUGHTY! And, STIFF! And, HOT! (And, various other zexy adjectives!) More Poo:
The HOTTEST new monthly boys night out in Seattle is back for another mischievous night to delight your senses with SEXY music, STIFF drinks, and HOT men! Serving up seductive beats from San Diego HOTTIE DJ John Joseph (www.DJJohnJoseph.com) and Seattle’s own DJ Bret Law (www.DJBretLaw.com) along with the #MenOfMischief, Seattle’s SEXIEST new gogo studs!
– Pole Dancing!
– Live Stage Productions!
– Lap Dances!
– Delicious Drink Specials!
– Swag Giveaways!
– JELLO SHOTS!
Contact us to reserve a party booth for you and your friends! Email: vip@SinfiniteEvents.com
$5 BEFORE 11PM – (Discounts available after 11pm w/ HORNET APP download! see details below)
THIS IS A 21+ EVENT
PROUDLY SPONSORED BY:
****Rounderbum Underwear**** (www.Rounderbum.com)
See our sexy gogo men and DJ John Joseph working it out in some hot new underwear from Rounderbum!
***SPUNK Lube*** (www.SpunkLube.com)
Giveaways, discount codes, samples, and SWAG from SPUNK Lube! Check them out online to discover their full line of award winning products!
***HORNET APP*** (www.GetHornet.com)
Download the free HORNET app on your iphone/Android device, get $2 OFF COVER and a FREE JELLO SHOT with your first drink purchase! Download HORNET here: www.GetHornet.com
***STEAMWORKS BATHS*** (www.SteamworksBaths.com)
OFFICIAL MISCHIEF AFTER PARTY – When the beats stop, the mischief continues at STEAMWORKS BATHS on Capitol Hill
***$5 off admission for Mischief attendees***
Hmmm….the sponsors include underpants, lube, “dating” apps and a bathhouse.
We sense a theme here…a theme of “gettin’ DOWN!
Meanwhile, just up the Hill, there’s some Glitter Funk going on with Nark Magazine’s FEROCIOUS MEMORIES VS FIERCE QUEEN, his mix tape of two events into one tasty draggy, glittery, arty farty party event up at Neighbours. It’s part alternative drag queen pageant and one part fucked up prom…more Skinny:
Seattle’s ultimate drag competition and dance party!
Friday 4.25 // 8pm – Close // Neighbours Nightclub // $16 Adv Tickets
Nark’s FEROCIOUS MEMORIES returns to Neighbours this April, and it’s bringing along a few drunken drag queen friends for a special edition of FIERCE QUEEN, a drag competition for fresh queens. The wigs go on and the claws come out as some of Seattle’s freshest and craziest new queens compete for cash and prizes, all judged by Amoania, Urethra Franklin, and current FIERCE QUEEN Champion Cherry Sur Bete.
SPECIAL GUEST Hi Fashion performs live on stage!
ON THE TUNES Futurewife (PYT Records) and Nark // GOGOS Rick Kelly (richkelly.tumblr.com) and Christopher Darling // PORTRAITS by Michael Horwitz
Get advance tickies HERE!
So, there’s your options. MISCHIEF might be the way to go if you’re a horny dude who enjoys getting down and dirty. (It’s also cheaper.) FEROCIOUS/FIERCE is the option if you enjoy the cray cray and live performances from queens and brilliant musical acts. Somethin’ for EVERYone!
OR, do both! They’re pretty close together distance-wise…you can barhop!!!