Saturday night seems a bit naughty boots…FRINGE at The Eagle and Mr. Buff and Friends at Pony.

Tony Buff wants to lure you into his web of lust...at Pony this Saturday.

There seems to be a bit of trend concerning events happening this Saturday, January 21…We’ve noticed there are a couple zexy events happening on Capitol Hill and both probably featuring sweaty, under dressed men (and probably some women,too) doing unspeakable things. Let’s speak of them, right now!

First up, the monthly Nark Magazine orgy known as FRINGE returns to The Seattle Eagle for a night of music, mayhem and glittery muscle twinks. The special guest DJ is Almond Brown and Lisa Dank and Ursula “She’s booked EVERYWHERE!” Major will be performing. Here’s what Mr. Nark/Mr. Kauer is promising us:

It’s January, it’s cold, it’s wet, we’re still hungover from the holidaze and nothing sounds better than making love to a space heater and watching 90s reruns 24 hours a day… well it’s an intervention you lazy fools! So get in loser, we’re going partying.

On the way out the door be sure to raid grandmas closet for this month’s FRINGE, because honey it’s VINTAGE. That means really old dead FUR (FUR FUR FUR), floral dresses, SILVER, some good NAVY coats and garb, MOD, BOHO, COOL, LAME, everything created before the invention of the CAPS LOCK button, bust it out, dust it off, layer it up and wrap it around.

I think he’s a paid shill for Red Light…January is a slow month for them. But, I’m sure many glitterbombs and disco muscle Marys will be on hand to do unspeakable things in The Eagle’s cage of perversion.

Speaking of cages, Pony has trapped a bunch of hunky muscle/S&M porn stars in THEIR trap…everyone’s favorite tiny bar that used to be a florist shop is hosting B&D porn superstar performer/director/Seattle resident Tony Buff and a whole posse of his porn studs for what appears to be wrap party for a just completed porn film shoot. Dee Jay Jack and Amateur Youth will be spinning and the orgy starts at 10pm. Here’s the facts from Tony Buff’s website: (and, that link is NOT Safe for Work…obviously.)

If you are in Seattle on Saturday Jan 21st, you can meet Buff and several of the hottest fetish performers in the industry at Pony (1221 East Madison Street, Seattle WA) during the Pony Up! wrap party. Leo Forte, Doc Benway, Preston Steel, Draven Torres and Chris Yosef will all be on hand, so you know it will be a nasty, good time. The party will be kickin’ by ten and will rock ’till closin’.

Glitterbomb filthy fun and porno filthy fun…Seattle IS turning into WeHo!

Awesome!