Slap Happy Tonight at The Eagle?

Uh huh, ok.

Back for more and bigger than ever, Dickslap is tonight at The Eagle. Going all out with their first installment of the new year, Nark Magazine is pulling in boys from all over the PNW for your pleasure tonight. Apparently bears travel in packs, since go-go bear hunk Ross is coming up from Portland with a bonafied (opting out of that pun) gaggle of 20+ scruffy Portland gents. Behind the tunes along side Nark is our favorite Ken-doll disco DJ, TROUBLE aka Terry Miller, because someone has to pull off leather pants.

See what I mean?

So if you are a boy who likes boys, or you are a girl who likes to drink with the boys, you now know where to be tonight, get there early if you can before that bar line gets crowded!

Tonight at The Eagle, 314 E Pike Street
10pm-3am, $5 Cover
NARK, TROUBLE & ROSS