Our long national nightmare is over.
No, Taylor Swift didn’t fall into a black hole, along with the Kardashians, The Ducks, Shia LePouf, The Tea Party, and people who constantly whine about “spoilers”.
(Or, anyone who hates the Oxford Comma.)
The fantabulous news is that Logo TV, the sorta/kinda/”confused as fuck about its sexuality and gurl, you just need to give it up and be GAY” cable television network has announced the premiere of its only hit franchise, RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE SEASON SIX. Normally debuting towards the end of January, this year the beloved drag queen competition hosted by the iconic drag diva superstar RuPaul will return on Monday, February 24, 2014. We haven’t heard an official explanation on WHY it’s so late but we’re guessing it has to do with the mothertruckin’ Olympics happening and they don’t want to compete, but seriously, what ‘mo is watching the Homophobic Russian Olympics this year? And, it’s the WINTER Olympics and the only thing we watch would be the Ice Skating and frankly, it’s a bit dull this year.
Anyway, back to RPDR Season 6 and the fact that Logo has FINALLY released the official trailer for the season and it’s a doozy…lotsa of drama and lotsa interesting info crammed into a couple minutes. The competition looks to be VERY strong this year and the hair/make-up/fashion are ultra glam and professional. We get to see some of the judges in the trailer including Paula Abdul, Mr. and Mr. Doogie Howser and Adam “Thank Gawd I’ve toned down my make-up” Lambert. There’s also multiple looks at what RuPaul is wearing including a rather surprising grey/silver haired look. Oh, and there’s plenty of bitchery, screaming and some cocktail throwing as well.
We can’t wait.
Look out for Our Ben in the trailer; she gets a little moment. For those of you in the dark, Seattle’s very own Ben DeLaCreme is a contestant this season as well as former Seattlite Magnolia Crawford, who also has a “moment” in the trailer involving her schnozz. We have TWO to root for, which is nice, though we’re just GUESSING that both of them won’t make it to the end…too much to wish for.
Is it February 24 already? HURRRRRRRY UP!!!!!
We are JONESIN’!!!!!!