Grrrr….The Smell Of Fresh Bears Is In The Air. Must Be Spring Thaw

The bears are emerging…and, they are HON-GRAY!!!!

We’re guessing that Seattle drag star HONEY BUCKET’s “lady parts” are moister than a swamp at high tide because it’s her FAV-O-RITE time of year…SPRING THAW! Which means that all the bears, otters and cubs are emerging from hibernation and descending on Seattle area bars and clubs for a weekend of disgusting ursine based fun courtesy of hosts the NORTHWEST BEARS.

The fun started Thursday night but continues all weekend. Tonight, (Friday, April 11) will include Happy Hour Fun at Diesel with “Bear Bare Chest Happy Hour & Hot Dogs party. Plus Bear Belly Contest!” happening from 5 pm to 7 pm. And, the late night fun is at CC’s with the “Under-bear Party and Quake Rugby Players selling Jell-O shots!” starting at 10pm.

The big party on Saturday is at The Cuff with “NW Bears Spring Thaw XX Fur Fling Featuring DJ Producer Paul Goodyear”  jetting in from San Francisco. Cover is only $8 and it starts at 9pm and goes to 3am.

The public events at bars are open to the public but if you REALLY want to go to some of the private THAW events, you need to register. Go to the website for more info.