Gift Ideas! The Deliciously Twisted Work Of John Criscitello

December 18, 2014• byMichael Strangeways

The Artist Known As John Criscitello.
Photo: Rachel Robinson/Nark Magazine

Our beloved friend, artist/tattoo artiste to the stars, MR. JOHN CRISCITELLO, has become Capitol Hill world famous lately and largely due to his wicked commentary on the changing face of our beloved homohood due to the blanding influences of gentrification and the invasion of obnoxious Woo Girls and ‘Bros on Friday and Saturday nights. John has created a line of naughty and sharp penned merchandise that pokes not so gentle fun at the onslaught of $1900 a month studio apartment rents and the drunken braying millennial oafs who pay those rents and puke their way across Pike & Pine every weekend.

You can still grab some of John’s smartly sardonic merch over at his store at Redbubble.com. There’s a lively variety of t-shirts and bags available all featuring his favor subjects: Woo Girls, Bros and Hot Homoerotic images featuring muscle-y sailors and “legendary” male genitalia.

Grab some TODAY!

About the Author: Michael Strangeways

As the Editorial Director/Co-Owner, Michael Strangeways writes, edits and does about a million other jobs for Seattle Gay Scene, Puget Sound's most visited LGBTQ news, arts and entertainment website now celebrating its 14th year as a media outlet. A semi-proud Midwesterner by birth, he's lived in Seattle since 2000. He's also a film producer who would like you to check out the Jinkx Monsoon documentary, "Drag Becomes Him" now available on Amazon.com. In his spare time, he gets slightly obsessive about his love for old movies, challenging theater, "otters", vodka, chocolate, "I,Claudius", Lizzie Borden, real books made out of paper, disaster films, show tunes, Weimar era Germany, flea markets, pop surrealistic art, the sex lives of Hollywood actors both living and dead, kitties, chicken fried steak, haute couture and David Bowie. But, not necessarily in that order.