Glitter and hair for days at the Ms Bacon Strip Pageant!

Strangeways Note: Our lovely Denise has been AWOL from the site for awhile, busy working her “day” job but she gave herself a night off and went to Ms Bacon Strip at Re-bar to check out the fashions…though, I’m hurt she didn’t praise my $24 tux jacket from Red Light that I bought that same day. It was deliciously slimming, albeit helped by the fact I was standing next to large men wearing dresses and high heels…ironically, I felt very petite and girlish despite the fact I was the only penis on that stage not wearing make-up (well, not much make-up) and a push up bra.

The crowd inside is ready for the show!

If Courtney Love and Britney Spears from the crazy days, had a love child it would be Colony. Ms America giving white trash awesomeness.

Homo Aragato was sunny side up in her egg and bacon bikini.

Honey Bucket looked like J Lo if she was cast in the Scarface movie.

Aleksa Manila- Asian vision of glamour in black.

Jinkx Monsoon was ice skating meets Dancing with the Stars.

Magnolia Crawford was cat woman meets Gwen Stefani with hair to die for!

Ms Bliss in a simple purple string bikini with the best tuck of the evening.

Miley Psoriasis AKA Kerry Darling… Simple black retro suit with the best skin of the night.

Ursula Major was sizzling in a bacon bikini. Flawless makeup!

Maxine del la Cunt performed in a long purple gown that she borrowed from Julie McCoy. She got an audience member to help with her gloves.

Bacon deep throat!

Jackie Hell was clexy in her Disco Sally meets Golden Girls on Hennessey.

Bringing clexy back!

Ade belted out an original song in a champagne dress paired with totes hot shoes.

Space aliens chic

Umbilical cords are the new black.

Ms Singahore raised the most money on the Beauty Pageant Bus Party 2011.

Western beauty pageant with purple fringe and sequins. Best smile!

2nd  runner up Miley Psoriasis AKA Kerry Darling

Whatever you do don’t eat the bacon roses!

Great show!