It’s “Red Dress Party” Eve….are you ready?

UPDATE!!!! VIP TICKETS ARE SOLD OUT!!! GENERAL ADMISSION TICKETS AVAILABLE UNTIL NOON ON SATURDAY!

Twas the Day before the 2012 Seattle Red Dress Party, and all through the thrift stores, many a man was searching for a red dress that didn’t make them look like whores….

Well, actually, many of them WANT to look like whores…it’s a hot look.

Tomorrow is the 2012 Seattle Red Dress Party at Fremont Studios with very special guest Deborah Cox and benefiting four great local charities, so time IS running out to get tickets AND to whip up a suitable Red Dress to wear. They literally have a handful of VIP tickets left (go here to buy them) and maybe two handfuls of General Admission tickets (go HERE to buy those.)

AND, if you need a dress, and you’re not a petite, thin guy, head to Two Big Blondes Consignment Shop over in the Central District. It’s a plus size store and the staff there are AWESOME! They LOVE to help guys pick out that special Red Dress. They’re getting pretty picked over, but they have a few red dresses left in stock.

AND, remember that the Official Red Dress Party Pre-Funk Event is at The Grill on Broadway, 314 Broadway Ave East, starting at 7pm and lasting until 10pm with hostess Mama Tits and a special “Best Dressed” Contest with a $100 prize! (They’re also giving away coupons for Sunday morning’s “Red Hot Hangover Brunch” happening from 9am to 4pm on February 19th!)

NOTE: The Red Dress Party has CASH ONLY bars!!! ATM’s are on site, but if you want to avoid ATM fees, then make sure you bring cash WITH you!!! (stick it in your garter belt…)