Colby Keller Graces Seattle, and Our Behinds, Tonight!

Yeah you pull those weeds, harder. Photo by Rolling Blackouts.

It’s not often we get interesting visits up here in the PNW since everyone flocks far south from our weather and radical activism and flannel, but occasionally when summer rolls around we get to feel important too, and this time so do our lonely un-bruised asses. Tonight at DICKSLAP at The Eagle features special nerd-porn-god (like, interesting pornstar, not the standard ring-a-round the hairless ba- ok I’ll stop) COLBY KELLER and his own private spanking booth, where hundreds of boys and mens and hopefully ladies too will congregate upon, slipping into the back room, pants down and demanding, “harder harder!” or “soft and gentle” too, if that’s the way you like it.

Colby Keller is a ten year porn veteran that has appeared in over 50 adult titles for studios including Sean Cody, Randy Blue, Titan, Falcon, Raging Stallions, Dominic Ford, Men.com and more. At 6’2″, 220lbs, this All-American guy next door is also a popular nerd porn blogger at his site the Big Shoe Diaries (oh yeah, did we mention he has size 15 feet?) hosted at www.colbykeller.com. Known for his porn work, he also a writer and artist, as well as a sex advice video blogger for Manhunt.net. He and co-blogger, Karl Marxxx are traveling across America from August 10th to August 20th and stopping along the way in Cleveland, Chicago, Minneapolis, Sioux City, Billings, and Seattle.

Colby will host his popular “Colby Keller Spanking Station” where you’ll get to meet Colby one-on-one and bend the heck over for him to give you a few whacks (don’t worry, he’ll be gentle if you beg for it).

Karl Marxxx in the tool shed.

But the fun doesn’t stop there, coming along arm-in-arm with Colby on his sadomasochistic northern tour is Karl Marxxx who will be working what his momma and the gym gave him in the go-go cage alongside Dickslap favorite Fazaad, with dance tunes provided by yours truly, NARK, photos, jello shots, and all the drunken boundary pushing Dickslap debauchery you’ve come to know, love, and kick out of bed in the morning.

If you’re good, daddy will buy you an ice cream.

TONIGHT!
The Eagle
314 E. Pike Street
$5 < 11pm < $7