World’s Oldest Drag Queens To Duke It Out LIVE At Julia’s…Comedy Legends Jackie Beat & Sherry Vine!

August 5, 2015• byMichael Strangeways

Sherry Vine and Jackie Beat are so old they helped invent agriculture! Check them out in BATTLE OF THE BITCHES this Thursday, August 6 at Julia’s on Broadway!!

No, not Mark Finley.

Jackie Beat and Sherry Vine aren’t THAT old!

The two legendary comedy queens (to be fair, their combined ages DO equal a number that defies time and space…) are coming to Seattle this coming THURSDAY, August 6 for a BIG show at Julia’s on Broadway. Presented by Art Ruiz, BATTLE OF THE BITCHES stars these two quick witted divas as they belt out song parodies that range from filthy to even filthier.

Leave your church going Aunt Felicia at home for this one, kids. It gonna be DURTY!

But, seriously, this is a rare chance to see these two amazing drag divas who offer a ~~bit~~ lot more than your usual drag queen schtick of “fishy RuPaul realness”. These are LIVE theatrically trained PRO-FESH-UH-NULLS, mein Kinder!

Sherry Vine has a MFA!!!

Jackie Beat put funny words into the mouths of Joan Rivers and Roseanne!

They are STARS!

Here’s some more poop about their poop laden show:

Art Ruiz Presents:
BATTLE of the Bitches
Starring Jackie Beat and Sherry Vine

Watch this dynamic duo take each other on, song by filthy song. Blindly picking a topic from a hat, each determined diva will belt out one of her world-famous, sick ‘n’ twisted song parodies. Whether the topic is POLITICS, PU**Y, or POOP, never fear – these gorgeous gals will have the perfect parody to present!

Catch this once in-a-lifetime double dollop of drag delight that has already wowed sold-out crowds!

TICKETS ON SALE NOW at www.lefauxshow.com!

BATTLE of the Bitches
Julia’s on Broadway
August 8, 2015
8pm

JACKIE BEAT
http://missjackiebeat.com/

SHERRY VINE
http://sherryvine.com/

It WILL be hilarious. Every wannabe diva in town needs to go to get a Master Class in Comedy. Every drag/comedy fan in town needs to go to laugh their ass off.

DO IT!!!

ROBBIE TURNER’S BROKEN CANKLES COMMAND YOU TO GO!!!!

TICKETS!!!!

About the Author: Michael Strangeways

As the Editorial Director/Co-Owner, Michael Strangeways writes, edits and does about a million other jobs for Seattle Gay Scene, Puget Sound's most visited LGBTQ news, arts and entertainment website now celebrating its 14th year as a media outlet. A semi-proud Midwesterner by birth, he's lived in Seattle since 2000. He's also a film producer who would like you to check out the Jinkx Monsoon documentary, "Drag Becomes Him" now available on Amazon.com. In his spare time, he gets slightly obsessive about his love for old movies, challenging theater, "otters", vodka, chocolate, "I,Claudius", Lizzie Borden, real books made out of paper, disaster films, show tunes, Weimar era Germany, flea markets, pop surrealistic art, the sex lives of Hollywood actors both living and dead, kitties, chicken fried steak, haute couture and David Bowie. But, not necessarily in that order.