Support Planned Parenthood With “Pussy Grabs Back 5k Run”

The Horrid Day that the Orange One and his Brood of Morons takes over the American Government is fast approaching. Obviously, PLANNED PARENTHOOD is high on their list of very worth while organizations to destroy and decimate. Despite the fact Planned Parenthood does so much more than pregnancy termination, it’s always been a big target for the Brood of Morons on the Right…how dare they work so hard to enable women to have safe, effective means of taking care of their reproductive health? The nerve of them!

To help Planned Parenthood in their ongoing fight against the forces of oppression and to guarantee their survival as a vital healthcare organization not only for women but for everyone in the community, Seattle area friends of Planned Parenthood staging a fundraising charity fun run on Saturday, January 21, 2017 at Green Lake Boathouse in north Seattle. And, to mock our soon to be First Predator, they’re calling it PUSSY GRABS BACK 5K in honor of the Orange One’s shocking admission of a tendency to grope and molest women he finds attractive.

It’s a fun short run (hell, even I can do 5k…walking) happening at Green Lake on a Saturday morning, a time when half of Seattle is already probably at Green Lake anyway. It’s a relatively cheap fundraiser…only $15 for adults to enter and participate, $10 for students and $8 for kids. Top finishers will get prizes from Babeland and Central Cinema PLUS there will be free desserts. Go HERE to register for the run.

Oh, and the final donation to Planned Parenthood after the event is over will be made in Vice-President Mike Pence’s name. The soon to be Vice Henchman is a notorious enemy of Planned Parenthood (as well as anything else that actually helps humanity) and we hope his reign will be brief.

We’re guessing the Trump/Pence Impeachment Hearings and Treason Trials to begin by Fall of 2017.

A bit more poo:

Horrified or just bummed out about the election? Reduce your stress, make a difference and practice the stamina you’ll need to evade any area pussy-grabbers at the Pussy Grabs Back 5k. All proceeds go to Planned Parenthood to make sure women can access to health resources they need and deserve. Top male and female finishers and raffle winners will get fabulous prizes from local treasures like Babeland and Central Cinema. Free and delicious buttery desserts courtesy of area amateurs. And, of course, our donation will be made in Mike Pence’s honor. ​

Green Lake Boathouse
7351 East Green Lake Dr. N.
Seattle, WA, 98114
Runners start at 9:30 am
Raffle and finisher prizes awarded around 10am
$15 adults, $10 students, $8 kids

Oh, if you’re not a runner/walker then you can also help out by volunteering! Go HERE to sign up!

Seattle Gay Scene heartily supports Planned Parenthood and Taking Back Pussies!