The Chronicles of Verotica:
The Otter, the Biaatch and the so-called wardrobe/outfit
V: Due to my non-disclosure agreement I can’t spill any details and I didn’t know there would be math in this interview… can I phone a friend? Alright, so you’re curious, I get it. Just go check out the “Indulge w/ Verotica” video at www.veroticaevents.com for the full scoop.
TT: I saw that video and tough break girl! That’s one of the draw backs of being a reality TV star, you are on camera all the time, Everyone loves a good comeback, even though you really didn’t have anything to comeback from, your business, your popularity and your ticket sales has shot as straight up as a daddies boner after he has popped a few Viagras. Ok, I have my mind in the gutter, I think you bring out the overly aggressive lesbian in me. I’m thinking it’s your pretty blonde synthetic hair. *** Awkward reaches over and sniffs a low hanging tendril from Verotica’s sassy and oh so shiny weave***
V: Well, after TWIRL came to an abrupt end, I was fortunate enough to land a monthly gig at THE UNDERGROUND. The venue is part of historic Pioneer Square, and I love it. The lights, exposed brick and being underground makes for the perfect storm. If you haven’t been before, come party with me at INDULGE every second Saturday of the month from 10 PM – 4 AM. If we get messy, I’ll hold your hair back.
TT: *** My heart flutters at the though of Verotica caressing my sweaty neck as I’m on my knees throwing up uncontrollably*** Verotica, that’s what I love about you, you are so thoughtful! Remember, we don’t have to hold each other’s hair back, we just pull off our weave and throw up like Tracy Gold after eating a few slices of Reeses Pieces Peanut Butter Cheesecake. So, back to business.