Rebel Wilson Is A….LIAR!!!!!

May 19, 2015• byMichael Strangeways

Fat old liar "Rebel Wilson" and her "Pitch Perfect" co-star Anna Kendrick. Sources reveal that Ms Kendrick is actually a 57 year old Nigerian man named "Rollo".

Fat old liar “Rebel Wilson” and her “Pitch Perfect” co-star Anna Kendrick. Sources reveal that Ms Kendrick is also a big fibber and “she’s” actually a 57 year old Nigerian man named “Rollo”.

Her most recent film, Pitch Perfect 2, made $196 trillion on its opening weekend, but Australian comedic actress REBEL WILSON was exposed as a LIAR by Australian magazine, Woman’s Day. The curvy funny lady claims to be 29 years old and the daughter of hippie parents, but the magazine dug up classmates of Wilson’s who dispute her name, her age and her upbringing.

“I studied with Rebel at Tara Anglican School for Girls in North Parramatta, Sydney,” spills the source. “But no-one knew of a Rebel Wilson. Her name is – or was – Melanie Elizabeth Bownds, and she’s 36 – she was born in 1979 and we left school in 1997.”

Read more, over at the Ozzie rag’s website and check out HIDEOUS photos of the school age Rebel.

I for one, am APPALLED by anyone who would deliberately LIE about their age, name and upbringing!

She should be run out of Hollywood for her treachery! Also: SHE’S SO FAT!!!!

Note: Irony! Mr. Strangeways is a fake name! He's far older than 45! He wasn' born in Berlin! He did go to Satan's School for Girls, however.

Note: Irony!
Mr. Strangeways is a fake name!
He’s far older than 45!
He’s VERY fat!
He wasn’t born in Berlin!
He did go to Satan’s School for Girls, however.

Sassy Rebel responded via Twitter:

HOLLYWEIRD LIARS DISGUST US!!!

About the Author: Michael Strangeways

As the Editorial Director/Co-Owner, Michael Strangeways writes, edits and does about a million other jobs for Seattle Gay Scene, Puget Sound's most visited LGBTQ news, arts and entertainment website now celebrating its 14th year as a media outlet. A semi-proud Midwesterner by birth, he's lived in Seattle since 2000. He's also a film producer who would like you to check out the Jinkx Monsoon documentary, "Drag Becomes Him" now available on Amazon.com. In his spare time, he gets slightly obsessive about his love for old movies, challenging theater, "otters", vodka, chocolate, "I,Claudius", Lizzie Borden, real books made out of paper, disaster films, show tunes, Weimar era Germany, flea markets, pop surrealistic art, the sex lives of Hollywood actors both living and dead, kitties, chicken fried steak, haute couture and David Bowie. But, not necessarily in that order.