Didjaknow Miss Jackie Beat Is Coming?

The Queen of Ice: Miss Jackie Beat is headed to Seattle! Art: Austin Young

….to Seattle.

The Legendary Drag Diva (a polite way of saying she’s really, really old and talented) likes to pop into the Emerald City every holiday season to check in on us. This year, Miss Jackie Beat is bringing her “Jackie Beat On Ice” show to Belltown’s Rendezvous Lounge and their adorably shabby Jewel Box Theater, (2322 2nd Ave) on Friday, December 12th…

FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY!!!

GRAB TICKETS HERE! YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS THE FUNNIEST DRAG BITCH ON THE PLANET!

It’s all part of her “Jackie Beat On Ice” tour….her native Los Angelenos can see her this weekend at the Cavern Club Theater at Casita Del Campo and her fortunate Bay Area acolytes can line up at San Francisco’s Verdi Club on Thursday, December 18th. She’ll wrap up her holiday hijinks at NYC’s Laurie Beechman Theatre on December 20/21. After that, the lovely Miss Beat will be returned to her hyperbolic chamber for “maintenance” and “rejuvenation”.

(That’s the genteel way of saying, she’ll be injected with various kinds of semen to keep her looking dewy and moist.)

Wherever you are, go check her out…we INSIST!