Bio: Born and raised in the PNW, Ryan Crawford devotes more time to Twin Peaks than is considered healthy. He is a dating columnist, online content marketer, social media manager, and Pokémon master. He recycles all of the things. His published writing is available through Examiner.com, MastodonDentist.com, CerebralCatalyst.com, Remark, and Gay City Anthologies vols 3-5.
March 5, 2019 •
In preparation for the 2nd annual “Rush the Runway” event, I had the pleasure of...
Like twins racing out of the womb, we have Drag Race’s first ever double crowning! Ryan and Tim reflect on All-Stars 4, the victories of two queens, and how Ru STILL has these girls jumping through hoops in these finales.
Claws are out (eye roll) as our kitties (groan) Tim and Ryan unpack the cattiness (sigh) from the last episode of Drag Race. It’s All-Stars 4, and we now have 4 all-stars! Who will take home the crown?
In the wake of a devastating episode of Drag Race, Tim and Ryan find solace in discussing Black History Month, Lucky Charms, and the shady storm cloud that eclipsed Manila Luzon’s shining star.
Tim is back with a vengeance. He and Ryan discuss tequila blackouts, Canadian booty pics, and Valentina’s dashed fantasies.
When Tim is away, the girls will play! Guest host Nick Bernard joins Ryan and the two chat about the most important things in life: Naomi’s back bend, Broad City, the danger of silicone injections, and Latrice’s triumphant return!
The “angels” think they’re safe, but the “devils” are back for revenge. Tim and Ryan dish about a Latrice shaped hole in our hearts, the afterlife, and Manila going rogue.
In this episode, Ryan and Tim talk trans representation, Jersey courtroom antics, Brown Cow Stunning, and the international day of mourning for Our Lady the Most Beloved.
She’s a coldhearted snake (Oh!) Look into her eyes. In this episode of The Tuck Tapes, Tim and Ryan unpack the audacity, backstabbery, and sabotagiousness of what may have been Drag Race’s most cringe-worthy Snatch Game yet.
Farrah’s crying is out of fashion. Gia’s fangs are out and bared. And Tim and Ryan are out of patience with these forced conflicts. Tune in while they shine a light on all the unhealthy interactions (and amazing looks) of All Stars 4, Episode 2.
January 1, 2019 •
On what feels like the Eve of Impeachment, 2018 has come to a close and Trump’s...
Fresh on the heels of the holiday episode flop, Drag Race is back with Season 4 of all stars. Tim and Ryan unpack the premier, including Trinity’s tuck-cess, Jasmine’s stage bomb, and how Gia is already out for blood.